2021.10.28 07:31 elskuboss Only buy cake for birthdays
You shouldn’t say this. People will actually believe you and go buy cake outside their birthdays.
My cousin wanted cake a month before his birthday once and went to the bakery. Picked out a triple chocolate cake and even got some candles to try and make it seem not obvious.
He said when he got to the counter the lady just looked at him blankly and asked for ID. He got all panicked and just blurted out “it’s not for me it’s for my mom!” And thought that would work cause nobody really buys cake for themselves anyway. Imagine his surprise when they ask him to call his mum and put her on speaker.
Cousin: Hey mom it’s James! [fake name, the man has suffered enough shame] I’m just calling to say I’ve got the cake here for your birthday, which is today, right?
Cousins mom: long pause before catching on Oh! Oh yes, the cake, for today, my birthday! Perfect honey, what kind is it?
Baker lady - interrupting: ma’am, is it really your birthday today?
CM: yes, of course!
As his mother replied a burly baker man had come up behind my cousin and clasped his floury hands over my cousins mouth, stopping him from saying a word.
Baker Lady: and what age are you ma’am
A long pause… his mother didn’t know what to say… she knew they were caught, but there was a chance… a chance at some triple chocolate goodness…
CM: I’m.. um, I’m 57! Today, I’m 57 today!
Baker lady: so why are the candles a 4 and a 3?
His mother starts crying over the phone as he’s struggling muffled protests through the hands of the burly baker man. “I’m sorry son, I’m so sorry” she cries but the baker lady hangs up the phone and smashes it on the floor.
17 more burly bakers emerged from the back of the bakery, all of them identical and armed with rolling pins. They beat my cousin to within an inch of his life. The doctors said he would never walk again but with physio he’s been able to stand for 2 whole minutes on crutches.
The worst part is when they finished beating him they put party hats on all the bakers and started eating the triple chocolate cake, singing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” over and over again till they were finished, then just laughed and grinned at him through chocolate stained faces.
Him and his whole family had to leave town after that. I only get to see him once a year now. On his birthday he doesn’t even leave his room. Just sits in there, humming “for he’s a jolly good fellow” quietly to himself and sobbing.
So no. You can’t have cake anytime. It’s just for your birthday. And these silly internet trolls to try trick people into eating cake outside of birthdays are just cruel and you should be the ones suffering the wrath of the burly bakers for what you’re doing.
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2021.10.28 07:31 ZoolShop Who is Julian Assange and why does the US want to extradite him? - BBC News
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2021.10.28 07:31 Environmental_Run260 Wallet showing wrong amount.
Just realized that the wallet swap is not updating with the right course. If I had swapped now I gotten 0.0000032 instead of 0.0000035 as is shown in both trust wallet and CoinMarketCap.
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2021.10.28 07:31 Rcky_FPV IGOW3 - Week17 - RCKY
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2021.10.28 07:31 mairousa I found out that the guy I'm dating is my second cousin
Started dating this guy a month or two ago. Everything is absolutely great, we get along so well, we have alot in common, sex is great, our conversations never get boring, you get the idea. I've dated a couple of guys during the years which led to nothing, but this one is different, I really see myself in a relationship with him.
He came over to my place yesterday, and said that he had something he wanted to tell me and he wasn't sure how I was going to take it. He said that he told his dad and his sister that he had met someone. Of course, they asked him who I was, and he told them.
Come to find out, my dad and his dad are cousins, making us second cousins, we share a greatparent.
This information blew my mind, I wasn't sure how I was going to react, what are the fucking odds?
My dad and his dad aren't close at all, so the guy I'm dating and I haven't known eachother since childhood or anything like that. We didn't even know about eachothers existence until we started seeing eachother.
I asked him what his family thought about it, and they didn't care, he didn't care either. I can't see myself leaving this guy but I'll be lying if I told you that this situation doesn't freak me out in the slighest lol.
So, is it weird if we continue seeing eachother, even though we're related?
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2021.10.28 07:31 TheMonsterXzero54 SO... I'm about to start writing fan fiction *Micheal vs Jason* I'm gonna do small crossover, and is there something you'd suggest and would like to see in a Movie if those 2 icons ever clashed??
2021.10.28 07:31 Ungestuem Can someone help me with this card? Do I have to have a pet vampire or is it a mechanic?
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2021.10.28 07:31 No-Banana-403 Strike Hawk : Kamui / Camu | Chrome | Wanshi
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2021.10.28 07:31 DifficultyEmergency5 Anything else will do. My dad did this and I hate it, and I hate pretending to like it.
2021.10.28 07:31 vedat07taskiran You have the ability to summon whatever anime girl you want , whenever you get 5 meters close to them your bones get crushed
2021.10.28 07:31 AnimusMemes Kiryu Anime
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2021.10.28 07:31 swiftreddit75 Do we know if the Padres have officially interviewed Bochy?
2021.10.28 07:31 surftees Spotto.......Which one of you dirty seaman owns this?
2021.10.28 07:31 Something870 Cna somone please ID this for me Western Sydney NSW Australia
2021.10.28 07:31 Genious28 His smile is more beautiful than Mona Lisa.. And far more precious than anything. ♥️
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2021.10.28 07:31 hi_senpai Introverted 24M looking for a long term friendship with a girl who likes anime and or gaming
Who am I?
I’m a 24 years old guy from Europe and I’m not gonna lie I feel kinda lonely these days >.< It doesn’t help being introverted at all. I also have GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) so don’t expect me to call you soon xD.
What do I hate?
Okay so people who will talk for some time and after that they completely vanish. They don’t “ghost” but it’s more like that they don’t write on their own. Most of the time I’m the one who has to send messages or else they just don’t message. I really hate that. It shouldn’t be one sided. I really lose interest when that happens. I get it if you can’t message me all the time. I can’t either. But please communicate with me so I know the reason why you’re not responding to my message(s). Or else I’m just gonna think of the worst case scenarios in my head and that’s EXHAUSTING honestly. But this only happens when I get attached to someone. It can happen when I get good vibes from someone and when I like that person.
What kind of person am I looking for?
So I’m actually looking for someone like me. Literally. Someone who is kinda lonely too, someone who has anxiety, someone who likes games or anime so we at least have like a mutual interest. We can also play games or watch anime/movies together on discord. I’m not that active on discord nowadays but I know most people like to communicate through discord so its fine, I can be active on there. :D
What games do I play?
Currently I play rocket league but I played a lot of games in the past. Like: overwatch, dead by daylight, csgo, some valorant, some league of legends and a lot more. So I’m sure we can pick a game we both like. Also roblox is a great game to play together in my honest opinion. I’d love to play that together. ＼(＾▽＾)／
What are my other interests?
I like conspiracy theories, history, psychology, music, stuff about the universe (planets, stars, more life and stuff) those are the things I can think of right away.
Oh and I type a lot with keyboard emojis so if you don’t like that then don’t message me.. (like these: :) :D c: etc.)
So if you’re like me then please send me a chat message. Don’t reply to this post. See you >.<
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2021.10.28 07:31 lurdakopse eBay Discount Code May 2021
Here is the eBay Discount Code May 2021
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2021.10.28 07:31 ZoolShop Ronaldo thoughts on Solskjaer sack revealed as Conte doubts emerge
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2021.10.28 07:31 150c_vapour the million tonnes of halloween pumpkins grown in the US represent a huge non-productive use of agricultural capacity and should be banned
Pumpkins are a huge waste of resources. They end up in landfills. People can barely afford or sometimes even find produce, we should be growing food instead. Tax or ban decorative pumpkins!
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2021.10.28 07:31 seriousleezz Nalopia asking to be saved in B4B
2021.10.28 07:31 LiterallyStonkler Shell reports profit miss after activist investor calls for break-up
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2021.10.28 07:31 Smmoove Wendell Carter Jr. vs Hornets (20p 10r 2a on 8-15 shooting and 2-5 from 3)
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2021.10.28 07:31 DetectiveAny5252 zase sme sa ukazali
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